1 00:02:06,002 --> 00:02:07,754 Yes! 2 00:02:07,795 --> 00:02:09,881 Baby Billy loves you now. 3 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:11,299 Baby Billy loves you so much. 4 00:02:11,340 --> 00:02:13,384 It's so good to be with all y'all 5 00:02:13,468 --> 00:02:15,428 here at Zion's Landing. 6 00:02:15,470 --> 00:02:20,016 Now, come see me now, 7:00 at the Mangrove Pavilion, 7 00:02:20,099 --> 00:02:21,142 every night. 8 00:02:21,184 --> 00:02:22,351 You gon' love it. 9 00:02:27,565 --> 00:02:29,692 Every night. 10 00:02:31,486 --> 00:02:33,196 - Daddy's home. - Ugh. 11 00:02:33,279 --> 00:02:35,448 Must be hot out there. 12 00:02:35,490 --> 00:02:38,159 You bet your ass it's hot. 13 00:02:38,201 --> 00:02:40,328 It's hotter than hell, if I'm being honest. 14 00:02:42,413 --> 00:02:44,415 If we weren't staying in this fancy hotel, 15 00:02:44,499 --> 00:02:46,167 I don't think I could do it. 16 00:02:46,209 --> 00:02:48,920 Yeah, the commute ain't bad. 17 00:02:49,003 --> 00:02:53,424 The rest of it's wearing thin, singing by a fucking pool. 18 00:02:53,508 --> 00:02:55,176 It's a nice pool. 19 00:02:55,259 --> 00:02:57,178 You're doing so well for somebody who used to be 20 00:02:57,261 --> 00:02:58,763 a famous singer long ago. 21 00:02:58,846 --> 00:03:01,140 What you talking 'bout, used to be famous? 22 00:03:01,182 --> 00:03:02,850 I'm still famous. 23 00:03:02,892 --> 00:03:04,352 Of course. 24 00:03:04,435 --> 00:03:06,020 Why do you want to play mind games? 25 00:03:06,062 --> 00:03:07,188 Get all in my head? 26 00:03:07,271 --> 00:03:10,233 Baby, you're being silly. 27 00:03:10,316 --> 00:03:13,778 I'm very proud of you, and so is Lionel. 28 00:03:13,861 --> 00:03:15,571 Aren't you, buddy? 29 00:03:15,655 --> 00:03:18,449 Everybody that's famous knows 30 00:03:18,533 --> 00:03:20,827 that true famous people go through different phases 31 00:03:20,868 --> 00:03:22,620 on the Being Famous Train. 32 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:24,372 I'm a international-known talent. 33 00:03:24,455 --> 00:03:25,997 I deserve a mainstay, 34 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:29,043 not singing for a bunch of basic Christian sun bums. 35 00:03:29,085 --> 00:03:30,378 Yeah. 36 00:03:30,461 --> 00:03:31,661 That lasts at least ten years. 37 00:03:32,714 --> 00:03:34,757 That's what I need right there. 38 00:03:34,841 --> 00:03:37,427 My own game show. 39 00:03:37,509 --> 00:03:39,637 Just standing in air conditioning all day, 40 00:03:39,721 --> 00:03:42,848 looking cool, being charming. 41 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:45,893 Boy, I bet they knock out 20 of them episodes a day, 42 00:03:45,977 --> 00:03:46,978 printing money. 43 00:03:47,061 --> 00:03:49,188 Bet you a game show host makes a bunch of money. 44 00:03:49,230 --> 00:03:50,565 Yep. 45 00:03:50,606 --> 00:03:52,567 That pretty girl that hands out prizes, 46 00:03:52,650 --> 00:03:55,069 she makes a lot of money too, now. 47 00:03:55,110 --> 00:03:57,071 I can hand out prizes on TV? 48 00:03:57,155 --> 00:04:00,533 Well, you the prettiest girl I know. 49 00:04:00,575 --> 00:04:02,535 And if Lionel learns how to speak, 50 00:04:02,577 --> 00:04:04,245 he could be our announcer. 51 00:04:04,287 --> 00:04:05,454 And a job for our baby Aimee-Leigh Jr. 52 00:04:05,496 --> 00:04:06,664 when she gets born. 53 00:04:06,748 --> 00:04:09,459 If she's got talent, you bet your ass. 54 00:04:09,542 --> 00:04:13,046 I think we just witnessed a mission from God. 55 00:04:13,087 --> 00:04:16,423 Is that what that was? 56 00:04:16,507 --> 00:04:17,674 It's time for Baby Billy to be 57 00:04:17,716 --> 00:04:19,177 back on the motherfucking TV. 58 00:04:20,887 --> 00:04:21,846 Yay! 59 00:04:32,774 --> 00:04:35,443 Them feds were everywhere, jumping out from trees, 60 00:04:35,485 --> 00:04:38,362 behind bushes, screaming and hollering. 61 00:04:38,446 --> 00:04:40,364 So much screaming and hollering. 62 00:04:40,448 --> 00:04:42,200 Motherfuckers got Ruby Ridged. 63 00:04:42,283 --> 00:04:43,785 We made it to the safe house, 64 00:04:43,826 --> 00:04:46,245 but then Pa said y'all called the feds, 65 00:04:46,287 --> 00:04:48,122 and he accused us of helping you. 66 00:04:48,164 --> 00:04:49,665 And don't forget about 67 00:04:49,749 --> 00:04:51,875 cutting the tip of Jacob's ear off. 68 00:04:51,959 --> 00:04:53,044 Chew your food. 69 00:04:53,086 --> 00:04:55,129 God gave you teeth for a reason. 70 00:04:55,171 --> 00:04:56,631 Yes, ma'am. 71 00:04:56,672 --> 00:04:58,299 You sure you didn't tip off the law, Eli? 72 00:04:58,341 --> 00:04:59,258 I could see you doing that. 73 00:04:59,300 --> 00:05:00,843 I already told you no. 74 00:05:00,927 --> 00:05:02,720 I never wanted nothing to do with this. 75 00:05:02,804 --> 00:05:05,515 Well, he thinks you did, and that's all that matters, 76 00:05:05,598 --> 00:05:08,476 so now we're on his shit list too. 77 00:05:08,518 --> 00:05:09,644 Thanks, Mama. 78 00:05:09,685 --> 00:05:12,397 How can you hate me more than him? 79 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:14,732 Blame me for everything. Everything's my fault! 80 00:05:14,816 --> 00:05:17,360 Because everything is your fault! 81 00:05:17,443 --> 00:05:19,195 Bringing the Gemstones into this? 82 00:05:19,278 --> 00:05:20,822 Now look where we are. 83 00:05:20,905 --> 00:05:24,033 In a mansion, wearing fucking bathrobes? 84 00:05:24,117 --> 00:05:26,786 Oh, shit! 85 00:05:26,828 --> 00:05:28,746 All right, Chuck, stop your fussing and your talking back. 86 00:05:28,788 --> 00:05:29,747 Just come home. 87 00:05:29,831 --> 00:05:31,666 We ain't going nowhere with you. 88 00:05:31,707 --> 00:05:33,543 Get that through your head. 89 00:05:33,625 --> 00:05:36,379 We'd rather be homeless bums living under a bridge. 90 00:05:36,462 --> 00:05:37,588 We would? 91 00:05:37,672 --> 00:05:39,799 Yes, Karl, we would. 92 00:05:39,841 --> 00:05:44,220 Why? 93 00:05:44,303 --> 00:05:46,681 May-May! 94 00:05:46,764 --> 00:05:49,434 Where the heck you think you're going, dummy? 95 00:05:49,517 --> 00:05:52,854 - You heard 'em. - Just like you, they hate me. 96 00:05:52,937 --> 00:05:54,897 Maybe they grew up smarter than they seem. 97 00:05:54,981 --> 00:05:57,066 Is this how you're gonna handle your boys? 98 00:05:57,150 --> 00:05:58,359 Just walk away? 99 00:05:58,401 --> 00:05:59,568 If I don't leave, they're going to. 100 00:05:59,610 --> 00:06:01,028 At least here, there's guarded gates 101 00:06:01,112 --> 00:06:02,488 between them and their father. 102 00:06:02,530 --> 00:06:05,283 No, no, you're not sticking your boys with me. 103 00:06:05,366 --> 00:06:06,993 No, I'm not harboring fugitives. 104 00:06:07,034 --> 00:06:08,744 Now, I'll give 'em some walking around money 105 00:06:08,786 --> 00:06:10,663 - and send them on their way. - No, you won't. 106 00:06:10,705 --> 00:06:12,290 They'll get themselves killed. 107 00:06:12,373 --> 00:06:14,041 You keep 'em here. You keep 'em safe. 108 00:06:14,125 --> 00:06:15,293 You're their uncle. 109 00:06:20,048 --> 00:06:22,884 Do you want me to say "please"? Fine, Eli. 110 00:06:22,925 --> 00:06:27,055 Please, please keep that wicked man away from my sons. 111 00:06:37,774 --> 00:06:40,359 She kung fu'd my larynx, Daddy. 112 00:06:40,401 --> 00:06:43,154 My voice is God's gift, dude. 113 00:06:43,237 --> 00:06:45,364 May-May could have ruined that forever just now. 114 00:06:45,406 --> 00:06:47,325 Yeah, what were you thinking, Daddy? 115 00:06:47,408 --> 00:06:48,743 You won't even help your own kids, 116 00:06:48,785 --> 00:06:50,577 but you'll take in these bozos? 117 00:06:50,661 --> 00:06:54,082 Two fucking fugitives just roaming around the compound 118 00:06:54,165 --> 00:06:56,250 like damn free-range chickens. 119 00:06:56,292 --> 00:06:58,294 They're not livestock, Jesse. 120 00:06:58,378 --> 00:07:00,630 They're our family, first cousins. 121 00:07:00,713 --> 00:07:03,091 Uh, they're fucking Montgomerys is what they are. 122 00:07:03,174 --> 00:07:04,217 Fucking savages. 123 00:07:04,258 --> 00:07:06,594 I have zero sympathy for that family. 124 00:07:06,636 --> 00:07:07,762 - Zero. - Same. 125 00:07:07,804 --> 00:07:09,347 You know what we should do, Daddy? 126 00:07:09,430 --> 00:07:10,830 We should be all "return to sender." 127 00:07:10,890 --> 00:07:12,975 Ship 'em right back to crazy Aunt May-May. 128 00:07:13,059 --> 00:07:15,395 Mm-kay? Let her deal with it. Bye-bye. 129 00:07:15,436 --> 00:07:17,730 - She can't deal. - That's why they're here. 130 00:07:17,772 --> 00:07:19,774 Make your cousins feel comfortable. 131 00:07:19,857 --> 00:07:22,276 They're family. Spend some time with 'em. 132 00:07:22,318 --> 00:07:23,945 Gross. 133 00:07:24,028 --> 00:07:25,696 We don't want to spend time with them creeps. 134 00:07:25,738 --> 00:07:28,449 - Mm-mm. - You think I want 'em here? 135 00:07:28,533 --> 00:07:30,284 I'm not asking. I'm telling. 136 00:07:30,326 --> 00:07:33,204 - Shit. - One of 'em's looking. 137 00:07:33,287 --> 00:07:35,957 Okay, I just saw one of 'em look 138 00:07:35,998 --> 00:07:38,500 and then duck down, Haunted Mansion style. 139 00:07:38,584 --> 00:07:41,337 Just watch. 140 00:07:41,421 --> 00:07:43,172 - See? There they are! - Oh! 141 00:07:43,256 --> 00:07:44,549 Fucking Montgomerys. 142 00:07:44,632 --> 00:07:46,300 We see you! 143 00:07:46,384 --> 00:07:47,677 Let 'em watch. 144 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:49,137 Yeah, fuck y'all. 145 00:07:51,305 --> 00:07:54,350 Sit and spin, bitches. 146 00:07:54,434 --> 00:07:56,185 - Go home. - Nobody likes you here. 147 00:07:56,269 --> 00:07:58,646 That's what we think about our cousins, Daddy. 148 00:07:58,730 --> 00:08:01,691 Yeah, we don't like them. 149 00:08:10,116 --> 00:08:12,201 BJ. Is Judy here? 150 00:08:12,285 --> 00:08:14,328 No, she's out. 151 00:08:14,370 --> 00:08:15,371 What did you need? 152 00:08:15,455 --> 00:08:17,039 I had something for her. 153 00:08:17,123 --> 00:08:18,499 Here. 154 00:08:18,583 --> 00:08:20,460 If she wants me to explain how to use it, I can, 155 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:21,836 or there's also a video included 156 00:08:21,878 --> 00:08:23,588 that can explain it as well. 157 00:08:23,671 --> 00:08:25,798 - Is this a board game? - We love games. 158 00:08:25,840 --> 00:08:28,718 No, it is the opposite of a silly game. 159 00:08:28,801 --> 00:08:31,596 It's The System, my at-home relationship counseling kit. 160 00:08:31,679 --> 00:08:33,389 Counseling? 161 00:08:33,472 --> 00:08:35,475 Did Judy ask for this? 162 00:08:35,558 --> 00:08:39,479 - No, I was just, um... - I was just dropping it by 163 00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:40,813 in case she wanted to take a look at it, 164 00:08:40,855 --> 00:08:42,564 'cause she didn't ask for it, 'cause she doesn't need it. 165 00:08:42,606 --> 00:08:43,733 No one needs it. 166 00:08:43,816 --> 00:08:44,984 There are people that need it. 167 00:08:45,026 --> 00:08:48,571 But there's no specific reason why I'm bringing it by today. 168 00:08:48,654 --> 00:08:50,907 Well, I'll make sure she gets it. 169 00:08:58,081 --> 00:08:59,999 The System? 170 00:09:01,876 --> 00:09:05,463 That's where they keep the cars, right? 171 00:09:05,546 --> 00:09:09,008 Think so. 172 00:09:15,765 --> 00:09:19,060 Where the fuck do those honkies think they're going? 173 00:09:19,102 --> 00:09:22,063 Oh, wow. 174 00:09:23,856 --> 00:09:27,151 These motherfuckers. 175 00:09:29,237 --> 00:09:31,280 No way. 176 00:09:40,581 --> 00:09:42,208 It's the Redeemer! 177 00:09:42,250 --> 00:09:44,085 Whoo! 178 00:09:44,127 --> 00:09:46,295 I can't believe he's still got it. 179 00:09:46,379 --> 00:09:48,089 Oh, she's beautiful. 180 00:09:48,131 --> 00:09:49,465 She's so pretty. 181 00:09:49,549 --> 00:09:51,592 Oh, I want to get all up in there. 182 00:09:51,634 --> 00:09:53,886 - Get in there, big brother. - Get in there. 183 00:09:53,928 --> 00:09:55,972 - Help me. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 184 00:09:57,432 --> 00:09:59,434 Yep. 185 00:09:59,517 --> 00:10:00,768 What's it like? What's it like? 186 00:10:00,852 --> 00:10:02,478 It's amazing. 187 00:10:02,562 --> 00:10:04,272 - It's fucking awesome! - Whoo! 188 00:10:04,355 --> 00:10:05,231 Oh, my God! 189 00:10:05,273 --> 00:10:06,733 Chuck, you were born to drive that thing. 190 00:10:06,774 --> 00:10:08,025 What should we smash? 191 00:10:08,109 --> 00:10:09,009 Everything! 192 00:10:13,364 --> 00:10:15,241 Yeah! Whoo! 193 00:10:15,283 --> 00:10:16,617 No, God damn it! 194 00:10:16,659 --> 00:10:18,244 That's private property right there. 195 00:10:18,286 --> 00:10:20,538 Get your greasy, grimy Montgomery paws off my truck! 196 00:10:20,621 --> 00:10:21,956 Well, sorry, Jesse. 197 00:10:22,039 --> 00:10:24,959 I mean, we just can't believe you still got it. 198 00:10:25,043 --> 00:10:27,295 We remember you smashing and crashing stuff 199 00:10:27,336 --> 00:10:28,671 just like it was yesterday. 200 00:10:28,755 --> 00:10:30,631 I bet she still purrs like a kitten. 201 00:10:30,715 --> 00:10:32,425 Don't you talk about that thing being a kitten! 202 00:10:32,467 --> 00:10:34,093 That's my monster truck. 203 00:10:34,135 --> 00:10:36,512 That's a five-ton wrecking machine, son. 204 00:10:36,596 --> 00:10:37,888 Get out before you break something. 205 00:10:37,930 --> 00:10:39,640 Take it easy, Jesse. 206 00:10:39,724 --> 00:10:40,891 - Take it easy? - Take it easy. 207 00:10:40,933 --> 00:10:44,604 - Got it, Chuck? - Take it easy, huh? 208 00:10:44,645 --> 00:10:47,440 Truck just brings back some fond memories. 209 00:10:47,482 --> 00:10:48,941 You ever take her out anymore? 210 00:10:48,983 --> 00:10:50,610 Ooh, I'd love that! 211 00:10:50,651 --> 00:10:51,944 Oh, please, Jesse? 212 00:10:51,986 --> 00:10:53,446 I never got a chance to drive it. 213 00:10:53,488 --> 00:10:55,364 And you never will, numb nuts. 214 00:10:55,448 --> 00:10:56,449 Just 'cause my daddy says 215 00:10:56,491 --> 00:10:57,867 it's cool for y'all to stay here 216 00:10:57,950 --> 00:10:59,452 doesn't mean we're gonna be cool cousins 217 00:10:59,494 --> 00:11:00,912 all now of a sudden. 218 00:11:00,995 --> 00:11:04,874 We ain't cool cousins, and we never will be again. 219 00:11:04,957 --> 00:11:07,377 You smell that? 220 00:11:07,460 --> 00:11:08,628 Yeah. 221 00:11:08,669 --> 00:11:10,296 You boys need to go shower off or wash. 222 00:11:10,338 --> 00:11:12,382 I smelled your balls the second I rolled up 223 00:11:12,465 --> 00:11:13,716 in this motherfucker. 224 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:15,593 Stink worse than my middle school locker. 225 00:11:15,676 --> 00:11:18,679 That's my boy right there. 226 00:11:18,721 --> 00:11:20,515 Go on and wash. 227 00:11:20,556 --> 00:11:21,849 The little one's mean. 228 00:11:21,891 --> 00:11:23,267 Yeah, you're damn right he's mean. 229 00:11:23,309 --> 00:11:24,769 That's my son. 230 00:11:24,852 --> 00:11:25,853 I make 'em mean. 231 00:11:25,937 --> 00:11:27,605 Mean-ass Gemstones. Damn. 232 00:11:27,688 --> 00:11:30,024 I don't know what it was like in the little barn or manger 233 00:11:30,066 --> 00:11:32,568 or whatever the fuck you were born in, but in this house, 234 00:11:32,652 --> 00:11:35,988 on this compound, we respect people's private properties, 235 00:11:36,030 --> 00:11:37,657 you greasy little animals. 236 00:11:37,698 --> 00:11:39,534 "Porn equals Satan." 237 00:11:39,575 --> 00:11:41,285 I like that one. 238 00:11:41,369 --> 00:11:45,206 These protest signs are tops. 239 00:11:45,248 --> 00:11:47,458 Peeps are gonna think twice, honestly. 240 00:11:52,380 --> 00:11:55,341 - Yo. - Hey, bud. 241 00:11:55,383 --> 00:11:57,635 Check it out, bro. 242 00:11:57,719 --> 00:11:59,637 I wiped out almost the entire inventory 243 00:11:59,721 --> 00:12:02,890 of bullets and butt buzzers and basically everything else 244 00:12:02,974 --> 00:12:05,101 at the adult emporium off the highway. 245 00:12:05,184 --> 00:12:07,937 And I know you said that it wouldn't shut 'em down, 246 00:12:08,020 --> 00:12:09,939 but due to supply chain issues, 247 00:12:10,022 --> 00:12:13,234 they won't be able to restock for a while. 248 00:12:13,276 --> 00:12:15,778 Smart! Yes. 249 00:12:15,862 --> 00:12:19,073 Dang, I am missing out on all the fun lately. 250 00:12:19,115 --> 00:12:20,867 My cousins are in town. 251 00:12:20,908 --> 00:12:23,119 Daddy's making me hang out with them. 252 00:12:23,202 --> 00:12:25,955 Now I've got to go to some stupid cousins' night. 253 00:12:26,038 --> 00:12:29,250 - Cousins' night. - Very interesting. 254 00:12:29,333 --> 00:12:32,336 - No, it's not. - They are total weirdos. 255 00:12:32,378 --> 00:12:34,589 A complete lack of knowing 256 00:12:34,630 --> 00:12:36,007 how to fit in the world around them. 257 00:12:36,049 --> 00:12:38,926 God, they sound awkward. 258 00:12:39,010 --> 00:12:40,887 Shall I make my sausage dip? 259 00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:43,765 Those inbreds aren't worthy of your sausage dip. 260 00:12:45,183 --> 00:12:46,893 But, yeah, no, you should make it. 261 00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:48,269 I'll put it in a special container 262 00:12:48,311 --> 00:12:50,563 that'll keep it warm, and you can carry it with you 263 00:12:50,605 --> 00:12:52,273 to the family event. 264 00:12:54,025 --> 00:12:55,818 Why don't you carry it with? 265 00:12:55,902 --> 00:12:57,653 Keefe, you have to come to cousins' night. 266 00:12:57,737 --> 00:12:59,447 Come on, come to cousins' night. 267 00:13:00,990 --> 00:13:02,533 I ain't a cousin, though. 268 00:13:02,617 --> 00:13:03,910 I know you're not a cousin. 269 00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:07,330 You're my... best dude friend 270 00:13:07,413 --> 00:13:10,124 of a cousin. 271 00:13:10,208 --> 00:13:13,127 Wow, never done a cousins' night before. 272 00:13:13,211 --> 00:13:16,255 Maybe I'll bring some flames and the swords. 273 00:13:16,297 --> 00:13:18,841 Yeah, totes, you should. 274 00:13:18,925 --> 00:13:22,095 But let's keep our expects in checks. 275 00:13:22,136 --> 00:13:24,889 My cousins are kind of diarrhea people. 276 00:13:29,227 --> 00:13:31,729 There is nothing that we take more seriously 277 00:13:31,813 --> 00:13:32,980 than our marriage. 278 00:13:33,064 --> 00:13:34,899 That's why I created The System, 279 00:13:34,982 --> 00:13:36,484 a program that you can use at home 280 00:13:36,567 --> 00:13:39,362 to help your marriage better honor Jesus Christ. 281 00:13:39,445 --> 00:13:42,490 Now, when I want to say something or do something 282 00:13:42,532 --> 00:13:45,159 that would reflect poorly in the eyes of our Lord, 283 00:13:45,243 --> 00:13:47,495 I take one of these gemstones 284 00:13:47,537 --> 00:13:51,374 and I'll plop it into this vase container. 285 00:13:51,457 --> 00:13:53,251 Now I know that Jesse is trying. 286 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:54,627 He almost said something hurtful, 287 00:13:54,669 --> 00:13:57,672 but instead, he let the gemstone do the talking. 288 00:13:57,755 --> 00:13:58,923 I love my wife. 289 00:13:59,006 --> 00:14:01,342 It's so simple. It works. 290 00:14:01,426 --> 00:14:04,011 Creating The System was a work of passion for me. 291 00:14:04,095 --> 00:14:05,847 What the fuck are you watching in here? 292 00:14:05,888 --> 00:14:06,848 Horror movies? 293 00:14:06,931 --> 00:14:08,850 No, The System. 294 00:14:08,933 --> 00:14:10,226 Amber dropped it off. 295 00:14:10,309 --> 00:14:13,020 I guess it's something she and Jesse made and sell. 296 00:14:13,062 --> 00:14:14,856 Good luck. 297 00:14:14,939 --> 00:14:17,358 Couples therapy of some sort. 298 00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:19,277 - And trust me... - Couples therapy? 299 00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:20,820 My wife spent a lot of time... 300 00:14:20,862 --> 00:14:22,238 No. 301 00:14:22,321 --> 00:14:24,574 More time than I would have liked her to... 302 00:14:24,657 --> 00:14:26,242 Bitch. 303 00:14:26,325 --> 00:14:27,535 Yeah, at first, I was like, 304 00:14:27,577 --> 00:14:29,412 "Wait, Amber, do you know something I don't? 305 00:14:29,495 --> 00:14:30,872 Why do you think we need The System?" 306 00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:31,748 Exactly. 307 00:14:31,831 --> 00:14:35,293 This was, like, very fucking dumb of her. 308 00:14:35,376 --> 00:14:36,627 Bitch is trying to fuck with me. 309 00:14:36,669 --> 00:14:37,712 Well, how so? 310 00:14:37,754 --> 00:14:40,381 By pulling, like, junior high mean girl shit, BJ. 311 00:14:40,465 --> 00:14:42,258 Don't touch anything else in there, okay? 312 00:14:42,341 --> 00:14:44,385 All this stuff's poison. It's going back. 313 00:14:44,427 --> 00:14:46,054 Well, I don't think we should be rude. 314 00:14:46,095 --> 00:14:50,725 - BJ, our marriage is solid. - Okay? 315 00:14:50,808 --> 00:14:53,061 There's... there's nothing to work on here. 316 00:14:53,102 --> 00:14:56,814 So fuck The System, okay? 317 00:14:59,067 --> 00:15:00,526 And fuck Amber too! 318 00:15:05,490 --> 00:15:08,493 Now, every episode starts out the same. 319 00:15:08,576 --> 00:15:12,538 Old Baby Billy, he comes out like that. 320 00:15:12,580 --> 00:15:14,082 I make me some jokes. 321 00:15:14,165 --> 00:15:16,501 Current events. Hot styles. Nothing edgy. 322 00:15:16,584 --> 00:15:19,337 We're gonna keep it light so we don't limit our audience. 323 00:15:19,420 --> 00:15:22,965 And then I introduce two families. 324 00:15:23,049 --> 00:15:25,259 I banter with them, I do some chit-chat, 325 00:15:25,343 --> 00:15:27,095 maybe I kiss 'em on the cheek. 326 00:15:27,136 --> 00:15:29,680 And then one by one, they compete, 327 00:15:29,764 --> 00:15:32,642 doing trivias from the Bible. 328 00:15:32,725 --> 00:15:33,935 Bible. 329 00:15:34,018 --> 00:15:35,478 Sorry, buddy. 330 00:15:35,561 --> 00:15:38,398 Hey, buddy. 331 00:15:38,439 --> 00:15:39,565 This right here. 332 00:15:39,607 --> 00:15:41,776 Uncle Baby Billy, isn't this just exactly the pitch 333 00:15:41,818 --> 00:15:42,902 for "Family Feuds"? 334 00:15:42,944 --> 00:15:44,404 Yeah, did you run this past Daddy? 335 00:15:44,445 --> 00:15:46,239 Why I got to run this by Eli? 336 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:48,366 Everybody knows y'all running shit, 337 00:15:48,449 --> 00:15:49,909 unless you ain't got purchase power 338 00:15:49,951 --> 00:15:51,160 or you can't pull the trigger. 339 00:15:51,202 --> 00:15:52,245 No, no, we got purchase power. 340 00:15:52,286 --> 00:15:53,329 We can pull triggers, homie. 341 00:15:53,371 --> 00:15:55,289 Then I suggest you pull the trigger 342 00:15:55,331 --> 00:15:57,166 on this here hit TV series. 343 00:15:57,250 --> 00:15:58,918 Go on, take it off the market. 344 00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:00,753 It's exactly "Family Feuds." 345 00:16:00,795 --> 00:16:02,130 It ain't no "Family Feud." 346 00:16:02,171 --> 00:16:04,590 This is "Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers." 347 00:16:04,632 --> 00:16:06,050 "Bible Bonkers"? 348 00:16:06,134 --> 00:16:07,719 "Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers." 349 00:16:07,802 --> 00:16:09,637 - "Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers." - "Baby Billy's Bible"... 350 00:16:09,679 --> 00:16:11,097 - Bible Bonkers. - Bible... 351 00:16:11,139 --> 00:16:12,848 - Bunker Baby's... - Baby Billy Bible Bonkers. 352 00:16:12,890 --> 00:16:14,142 Yeah, roll that around in your mouth. 353 00:16:14,183 --> 00:16:15,435 - That's fun, ain't it? - You know what? 354 00:16:15,476 --> 00:16:17,311 I already know how I'm gonna vote on this 355 00:16:17,353 --> 00:16:18,688 if we just want to end this meeting early. 356 00:16:18,730 --> 00:16:21,190 Plus, I got some stuff that I got to hash out with Jesse. 357 00:16:21,274 --> 00:16:22,442 The hell you got to hash out with me? 358 00:16:22,483 --> 00:16:24,318 What I got to hash out with you 359 00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:26,654 is you tattling on me to your damn Fembot. 360 00:16:26,696 --> 00:16:28,656 - Oh, come on. - You're mad 'cause I told Amber 361 00:16:28,698 --> 00:16:30,992 that you're having an affair with a man named Stephen? 362 00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:32,160 Affair? 363 00:16:32,243 --> 00:16:33,327 - Stephen? - Who the fuck is Stephen? 364 00:16:33,369 --> 00:16:35,121 Now you done told two more people. 365 00:16:35,163 --> 00:16:36,831 Jesse, fuck me, man! 366 00:16:36,873 --> 00:16:38,166 He told three. 367 00:16:38,207 --> 00:16:40,043 Lionel's here too now. He heard it. 368 00:16:40,126 --> 00:16:42,462 Look, can we please just concentrate on my pitch? 369 00:16:42,503 --> 00:16:43,671 Come on, now. 370 00:16:43,755 --> 00:16:46,883 I think my executive vote is no on "Bible Bonkers." 371 00:16:46,966 --> 00:16:48,134 I don't like it. 372 00:16:48,176 --> 00:16:49,802 Well, that's one thing I can agree with you on, 373 00:16:49,844 --> 00:16:50,764 you fucking tattletale. 374 00:16:50,845 --> 00:16:53,347 What, you really gonna say no to this concept? 375 00:16:53,389 --> 00:16:54,640 - Not today, Double B. - Nah, dog, this ain't it. 376 00:16:54,682 --> 00:16:56,309 - Not on our network. - This is not the kind of stuff 377 00:16:56,350 --> 00:16:58,811 - we put on our network. - Mm-mm. 378 00:16:58,853 --> 00:17:00,521 Y'all can't even see solid gold 379 00:17:00,605 --> 00:17:02,023 when I'm shitting it right in front of you. 380 00:17:02,065 --> 00:17:03,900 Y'all just piss me off. 381 00:17:03,983 --> 00:17:06,194 No wonder your fucking numbers are down. 382 00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:09,280 You think you can ship me off to paradise, 383 00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:12,533 make me sing by a pool all motherfucking day, 384 00:17:12,617 --> 00:17:15,160 getting a suntan, drinking pi�a coladas for free, 385 00:17:15,203 --> 00:17:16,496 living in a penthouse? 386 00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:18,247 Huh? No. 387 00:17:18,331 --> 00:17:20,208 I'm a international-known talent. 388 00:17:20,291 --> 00:17:22,794 I deserve more than that. 389 00:17:22,877 --> 00:17:25,755 You haven't seen the last of me. 390 00:17:25,838 --> 00:17:26,671 I mean, you're our uncle. 391 00:17:26,714 --> 00:17:28,257 I'm assuming we're gonna hear from you again. 392 00:17:28,299 --> 00:17:30,718 You damn right you will. 393 00:17:32,970 --> 00:17:35,098 Let's go. Come on, Tiff. 394 00:17:35,181 --> 00:17:36,391 Okay. 395 00:17:36,474 --> 00:17:39,560 I'm just gonna leave this here for y'all to study. 396 00:17:39,602 --> 00:17:40,978 - You could take all this. - Take all that shit. 397 00:17:41,020 --> 00:17:42,814 We don't want it. 398 00:17:42,897 --> 00:17:44,941 Uh, you left your kid here. 399 00:17:45,024 --> 00:17:47,360 Oh! I'm sorry, baby. 400 00:17:49,112 --> 00:17:51,656 Bye, y'all. That was fun. 401 00:17:51,739 --> 00:17:53,199 - Love you, Aunt Tiffany. - Love you, baby. 402 00:17:53,241 --> 00:17:55,284 - Bye. - Bye. 403 00:17:55,368 --> 00:17:58,830 "Your people shall be my people. 404 00:17:58,913 --> 00:18:02,750 "And your God, my God. 405 00:18:02,792 --> 00:18:07,422 "And where you die, I will die, and there will I be buried. 406 00:18:07,505 --> 00:18:10,425 "And may the Lord do so to me, and more also, 407 00:18:10,508 --> 00:18:14,554 if anything but death parts me from you." 408 00:18:14,595 --> 00:18:17,598 This week, let's think of Ruth, 409 00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:20,435 think of the commitment that we have made 410 00:18:20,476 --> 00:18:22,770 to the people that we love. 411 00:18:22,812 --> 00:18:25,565 Until next time, praise He. 412 00:18:25,606 --> 00:18:27,150 Praise He. 413 00:18:30,278 --> 00:18:31,738 Thank you. 414 00:18:43,124 --> 00:18:44,625 Hey, ladies. Thank you. 415 00:18:46,711 --> 00:18:47,754 Excuse me. 416 00:18:47,795 --> 00:18:50,214 Sorry to interrupt your zombie bitches prayer group, 417 00:18:50,298 --> 00:18:52,800 but I brought something for your nosy ass. 418 00:18:55,344 --> 00:18:57,138 Oh, my word. 419 00:18:57,180 --> 00:18:59,182 Yeah, my word. 420 00:18:59,265 --> 00:19:01,059 Are you fucking dumb? 421 00:19:01,142 --> 00:19:03,061 Bringing a dang marriage counseling thing 422 00:19:03,144 --> 00:19:04,395 to my fucking house? 423 00:19:04,479 --> 00:19:07,065 I don't know what you think Jesse told you, 424 00:19:07,148 --> 00:19:10,026 but my conscience is clean, chick. 425 00:19:10,109 --> 00:19:11,986 This church needs a win, Judy. 426 00:19:12,028 --> 00:19:13,154 The decline is real. 427 00:19:13,237 --> 00:19:14,614 We need people to show up. 428 00:19:14,655 --> 00:19:16,783 We need people to believe in us. 429 00:19:16,824 --> 00:19:18,659 We do not need a scandal. 430 00:19:18,743 --> 00:19:21,120 - End the affair. - Dummy, I did end it. 431 00:19:21,162 --> 00:19:22,288 You did? 432 00:19:22,330 --> 00:19:25,291 Yes, told him to fuck off. 433 00:19:25,333 --> 00:19:26,918 I love BJ, okay? 434 00:19:27,001 --> 00:19:28,211 I gave him some money. 435 00:19:28,294 --> 00:19:29,629 Hopefully that'll make it kosher. 436 00:19:29,670 --> 00:19:30,838 Well, good. 437 00:19:30,922 --> 00:19:32,048 Then that's that. 438 00:19:32,131 --> 00:19:33,758 That is that, so you don't ever need 439 00:19:33,841 --> 00:19:35,051 to worry about it again. 440 00:19:35,134 --> 00:19:37,095 - Fuck off, Amber. - Fine. 441 00:19:37,178 --> 00:19:39,972 Fine. 442 00:19:40,014 --> 00:19:41,099 Coming to cousins' night? 443 00:19:41,182 --> 00:19:43,476 Duh. Daddy's making me. 444 00:19:48,022 --> 00:19:49,399 Oh. 445 00:19:49,482 --> 00:19:51,317 You boys got any plans tonight? 446 00:19:51,359 --> 00:19:54,320 Yeah, the cousins invited us out for a cousins' night. 447 00:19:54,362 --> 00:19:56,155 A cousins' night? 448 00:19:56,197 --> 00:19:57,490 Imagine that. 449 00:19:57,532 --> 00:19:58,991 I'm surprised they want to hang 450 00:19:59,033 --> 00:20:00,368 the way they've been acting. 451 00:20:00,410 --> 00:20:01,911 They don't seem to care for us at all. 452 00:20:01,994 --> 00:20:04,956 Well, they invited y'all on a cousins' night. 453 00:20:05,039 --> 00:20:06,207 Maybe they're trying. 454 00:20:06,290 --> 00:20:07,542 You know, we really appreciate 455 00:20:07,583 --> 00:20:09,711 you letting us stay here, Uncle Eli. 456 00:20:09,752 --> 00:20:12,296 I don't know where we'd go if it weren't for here. 457 00:20:12,380 --> 00:20:14,757 You could go live with your mama. 458 00:20:14,841 --> 00:20:18,261 I know she ain't perfect, but she does love you boys. 459 00:20:18,344 --> 00:20:20,221 Go live with Mama? 460 00:20:20,304 --> 00:20:21,347 I don't think there's room 461 00:20:21,389 --> 00:20:23,224 in that utility closet where she sleeps. 462 00:20:23,307 --> 00:20:25,393 Utility closet? 463 00:20:25,476 --> 00:20:27,895 Mama sleeps at the church. 464 00:20:40,950 --> 00:20:42,326 That's not hygienic. 465 00:20:42,410 --> 00:20:44,245 There's, like, dead birds probably in there. 466 00:20:51,586 --> 00:20:53,254 You guys! Oh, nasty! 467 00:20:53,296 --> 00:20:55,465 Don't... hey! Don't drink that water, man. 468 00:20:55,548 --> 00:20:56,758 That pond is filthy. 469 00:20:56,799 --> 00:20:59,886 Hey, dummies, that's a trout pond. 470 00:20:59,927 --> 00:21:02,180 Nothing but stink slicks and dead trout. 471 00:21:02,263 --> 00:21:04,432 - The water's great! - Yeah! 472 00:21:04,515 --> 00:21:05,725 It's nice and crisp. 473 00:21:05,767 --> 00:21:06,934 Come on in! 474 00:21:06,976 --> 00:21:08,477 I feel like I'm up in the zoo right now 475 00:21:08,519 --> 00:21:10,229 watching the gorillas get washed. 476 00:21:10,313 --> 00:21:12,273 About to start throwing their poo at each other. 477 00:21:12,356 --> 00:21:14,233 Oh, holy smokes. 478 00:21:14,275 --> 00:21:16,069 What's Karl got cooking under his trunks? 479 00:21:16,110 --> 00:21:18,112 He's got tons of hairs. 480 00:21:18,154 --> 00:21:19,530 Looks like he got a chinchilla 481 00:21:19,614 --> 00:21:21,032 stuffed up in there. 482 00:21:21,115 --> 00:21:23,659 Y'all, look, that's your family out there, okay? 483 00:21:23,743 --> 00:21:25,078 Why don't you stop making fun of them 484 00:21:25,119 --> 00:21:26,454 and go converse with them? 485 00:21:26,537 --> 00:21:28,456 I don't know what to say to them weirdos. 486 00:21:28,539 --> 00:21:30,583 Why don't you go converse with them? 487 00:21:30,625 --> 00:21:32,293 Yeah, go hug them while they're wet. 488 00:21:35,254 --> 00:21:37,298 Well, well. 489 00:21:37,340 --> 00:21:38,966 Looks like everybody's getting loose. 490 00:21:39,008 --> 00:21:41,344 How come you not gon' tell us about cousins' night? 491 00:21:41,427 --> 00:21:42,762 Well, because y'all aren't invited. 492 00:21:42,804 --> 00:21:44,180 What the fuck are you doing here? 493 00:21:44,263 --> 00:21:46,516 Lionel's your cousin, dummy. 494 00:21:46,599 --> 00:21:48,184 How you not gonna invite your first cousin 495 00:21:48,226 --> 00:21:49,435 to cousins' night, huh? 496 00:21:49,477 --> 00:21:51,896 Cousins' night is about adult cousins, dog. 497 00:21:51,979 --> 00:21:54,774 - Ain't no babies. - Hey, Lionel's your cousin, 498 00:21:54,816 --> 00:21:56,984 and you will damn well treat him like one. 499 00:21:57,068 --> 00:21:59,904 I will not have baby Lionel miss out on proper cousinship 500 00:21:59,987 --> 00:22:01,447 just 'cause he's young. 501 00:22:01,489 --> 00:22:03,241 Now, we gon' do cousins' night now. 502 00:22:03,324 --> 00:22:04,826 Baby Lionel's eating dirt. 503 00:22:04,867 --> 00:22:07,995 Huh? 504 00:22:08,037 --> 00:22:10,623 Somebody's not gonna have any room left for barbecue. 505 00:23:23,946 --> 00:23:27,325 Don't you have any help for that? 506 00:23:27,408 --> 00:23:29,285 I don't rely on others. 507 00:23:29,368 --> 00:23:30,870 I do things for myself. 508 00:23:44,675 --> 00:23:46,677 Where do you live, May-May? 509 00:23:46,761 --> 00:23:49,764 Oh, the Lord takes care of me. 510 00:23:52,433 --> 00:23:55,436 Do you live here? 511 00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:57,063 I can't have you live like this. 512 00:23:57,105 --> 00:23:59,524 Oh, what, are you afraid of what the world will say 513 00:23:59,607 --> 00:24:01,901 if they found out Eli Gemstone lets his sister 514 00:24:01,943 --> 00:24:04,445 live in squalor? 515 00:24:04,487 --> 00:24:05,738 You never lifted a finger to help me. 516 00:24:05,780 --> 00:24:07,281 I ain't asking for it now. 517 00:24:07,323 --> 00:24:09,450 Come stay. 518 00:24:09,534 --> 00:24:11,828 You should be with your boys. 519 00:24:11,911 --> 00:24:14,622 Take a lot more than just time to heal those wounds. 520 00:24:17,083 --> 00:24:19,377 I'm surprised you care about that. 521 00:24:19,460 --> 00:24:22,255 Surprised I do too. 522 00:24:24,590 --> 00:24:25,800 You remember what we practiced? 523 00:24:25,842 --> 00:24:29,178 - Most of the parts. - Then let's go bonkers. 524 00:24:31,806 --> 00:24:34,642 So Judy tells me your lives might be in danger. 525 00:24:34,684 --> 00:24:36,811 - That's horrifying. - BJ! 526 00:24:36,853 --> 00:24:38,855 Don't be acting like I'm spilling beans. 527 00:24:38,938 --> 00:24:40,356 Well, I'm sorry if I'm not supposed to know 528 00:24:40,398 --> 00:24:41,816 y'all are wanted dead. 529 00:24:41,899 --> 00:24:44,736 Judy and I share everything with each other. 530 00:24:46,863 --> 00:24:48,990 Welcome to cousins' night! 531 00:24:49,073 --> 00:24:52,326 Now, tonight, you gon' get a special treat 532 00:24:52,368 --> 00:24:54,537 for cousins' night, because tonight, 533 00:24:54,620 --> 00:24:56,914 we are gonna do a live test run 534 00:24:56,998 --> 00:24:59,834 of "Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers." 535 00:24:59,876 --> 00:25:01,878 - No, we ain't. - What the fuck is this? 536 00:25:01,961 --> 00:25:04,672 No, Baby Billy, we ain't doing this Bonkers bullshit. 537 00:25:04,714 --> 00:25:06,758 Come on, now, go with it. 538 00:25:06,841 --> 00:25:08,676 Now, you don't think this is a good idea for a show. 539 00:25:08,718 --> 00:25:10,303 Well, you 'bout to see right here, 540 00:25:10,344 --> 00:25:11,971 'cause tonight's show, you in. 541 00:25:12,013 --> 00:25:15,141 Now let's welcome the Gemstone family 542 00:25:15,183 --> 00:25:17,518 versus the Montgomerys. 543 00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:18,978 Is this gonna be for the TV? 544 00:25:19,020 --> 00:25:20,772 Well, if it's good, it will be, yes. 545 00:25:20,855 --> 00:25:22,815 - Yeah. Let's, uh... - It's not. 546 00:25:22,857 --> 00:25:25,693 - Here we go. Come here. - Uh, you are? 547 00:25:25,777 --> 00:25:28,279 - Karl. - Karl Montgomery. 548 00:25:28,362 --> 00:25:30,198 And... and what... what do you do? 549 00:25:30,239 --> 00:25:32,658 - Lawn care. - Who-what? 550 00:25:32,700 --> 00:25:34,452 - Uh... - Landscaping. 551 00:25:34,535 --> 00:25:35,828 - Oh, you mow grass. - All right. 552 00:25:35,870 --> 00:25:37,371 - Yeah. - Good. Yeah. 553 00:25:37,455 --> 00:25:39,499 Who are you and what do you do? 554 00:25:39,540 --> 00:25:42,043 - Chuck. - I just work with my brother. 555 00:25:42,126 --> 00:25:44,045 All right. Uh-uh. 556 00:25:44,087 --> 00:25:48,007 Now we coming to the Gemstone side of the table. 557 00:25:48,049 --> 00:25:51,177 Okay, little weirdo boy with the puffy muscles, 558 00:25:51,219 --> 00:25:52,887 who are you? 559 00:25:52,970 --> 00:25:54,972 - I'm Kelvin. - We're not doing this, dude. 560 00:25:55,056 --> 00:25:57,308 Your shit sucks, Baby Billy. 561 00:25:57,392 --> 00:25:59,310 Hey, now, don't use that kind of language, Judy. 562 00:25:59,352 --> 00:26:02,021 This a family show, now. 563 00:26:02,063 --> 00:26:03,064 You ain't family. 564 00:26:03,106 --> 00:26:04,232 So what do you do? 565 00:26:04,273 --> 00:26:07,235 I run the motherfucking church, stud. 566 00:26:07,276 --> 00:26:09,654 Running the church and running around. 567 00:26:09,737 --> 00:26:12,990 Ooh! 568 00:26:13,074 --> 00:26:14,742 Ooh! 569 00:26:14,784 --> 00:26:16,619 Uh, who are you? 570 00:26:16,702 --> 00:26:18,287 Look, when we're done with these introductions, 571 00:26:18,329 --> 00:26:19,747 can we just kill it, all right? 572 00:26:19,831 --> 00:26:21,416 This isn't really an appropriate time to be 573 00:26:21,457 --> 00:26:23,418 doing the damn holy moly show or whatever this is. 574 00:26:23,459 --> 00:26:25,086 Hey, this ain't no holy moly show. 575 00:26:25,128 --> 00:26:27,088 This is "Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers." 576 00:26:27,130 --> 00:26:29,465 The two first-born from each family, 577 00:26:29,549 --> 00:26:30,800 y'all come up here in the middle. 578 00:26:30,842 --> 00:26:32,593 Come on, come up here in the middle. 579 00:26:32,677 --> 00:26:33,844 Come on, Jesse, let's go. You can count. 580 00:26:33,886 --> 00:26:35,680 - Baby, just go. - Shut him up. 581 00:26:35,763 --> 00:26:37,098 - Get him, big brother. - Let's go. 582 00:26:37,140 --> 00:26:38,558 Be a good sport. 583 00:26:38,599 --> 00:26:39,851 - Come on, baby. - It's so lame. 584 00:26:39,934 --> 00:26:41,394 - All right, let's go. - Right up here. Come on. 585 00:26:41,436 --> 00:26:42,562 Look, if I get the answers wrong, 586 00:26:42,603 --> 00:26:43,979 it doesn't matter because this isn't 587 00:26:44,021 --> 00:26:45,356 fucking real to begin with, okay? 588 00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:47,775 Just get up there and beat his fucking ass, Jesse. 589 00:26:47,817 --> 00:26:48,735 Let's go, Jesse. 590 00:26:48,776 --> 00:26:50,611 You got this. 591 00:26:50,653 --> 00:26:52,488 Hit it, Tiff. 592 00:27:14,093 --> 00:27:16,012 Great job, Tiff. All right. First question. Here we go now. 593 00:27:16,054 --> 00:27:17,513 - How do we buzz in? - Hey. 594 00:27:17,597 --> 00:27:19,056 Yeah, these buzzers aren't even real. 595 00:27:19,098 --> 00:27:20,767 I mean, this is stupid. What the hell are we doing? 596 00:27:20,808 --> 00:27:22,435 Don't be saying, "What are we doing?" 597 00:27:22,477 --> 00:27:24,854 Just buzz in with your fucking mouth. 598 00:27:24,937 --> 00:27:27,356 I'm sorry, there will be no cursing on this program. 599 00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:28,900 First question, now. 600 00:27:28,983 --> 00:27:33,279 Who got Joseph thrown into prison by lying about him? 601 00:27:33,321 --> 00:27:35,448 Potiphar's wife! 602 00:27:35,490 --> 00:27:36,991 Potiphar's wife is correct. 603 00:27:37,033 --> 00:27:39,368 Damn, we got to do a tiebreaker. 604 00:27:39,452 --> 00:27:40,870 Second question. 605 00:27:40,953 --> 00:27:44,707 Who else was in prison with Joseph? 606 00:27:46,334 --> 00:27:49,379 The Pharaoh's cupbearer and his... butler. 607 00:27:49,462 --> 00:27:50,963 - Wrong! - Mm-mm. 608 00:27:51,005 --> 00:27:52,715 Montgomery's chance to steal. 609 00:27:52,799 --> 00:27:54,717 - Fuck. - That was an easy one, Jesse. 610 00:27:54,801 --> 00:27:55,843 Damn it. 611 00:27:55,885 --> 00:27:58,513 Pharaoh's cupbearer and chief baker. 612 00:27:58,596 --> 00:28:00,014 Correct. 613 00:28:00,098 --> 00:28:01,557 - Montgomerys have the lead. - Whoo! 614 00:28:01,641 --> 00:28:02,850 No, they don't have the lead. 615 00:28:02,892 --> 00:28:04,310 Don't cheat, Jesse. 616 00:28:04,352 --> 00:28:06,479 I know that must be tough for you Gemstones. 617 00:28:06,521 --> 00:28:08,189 - I'm not! - You know what? 618 00:28:08,231 --> 00:28:09,649 The Montgomerys don't have the lead. 619 00:28:09,690 --> 00:28:11,275 I'm not playing this game anymore. 620 00:28:11,359 --> 00:28:13,528 I don't like fucking Bible Bunkers Babies! 621 00:28:13,569 --> 00:28:14,779 I'm not doing this! 622 00:28:14,862 --> 00:28:17,031 Game over. Shut it down. 623 00:28:17,073 --> 00:28:20,076 You still the same old spoiled, sore sport 624 00:28:20,159 --> 00:28:21,828 you were when we were kids. 625 00:28:21,869 --> 00:28:23,496 Hey, can you do me a favor, Chuck? 626 00:28:23,538 --> 00:28:24,872 Why don't you go fuck yourself, okay, 627 00:28:24,914 --> 00:28:27,375 and then go find a family that actually cares about you, 628 00:28:27,417 --> 00:28:28,710 you fucking Montgomery. 629 00:28:29,836 --> 00:28:33,172 Well, I'd rather be a Montgomery than a Gemstone. 630 00:28:33,214 --> 00:28:34,882 I thought it was just your mommy and daddy 631 00:28:34,924 --> 00:28:36,967 that didn't care about others, but the nuts don't fall 632 00:28:37,009 --> 00:28:38,428 too far from the tree. 633 00:28:38,511 --> 00:28:41,514 Hey, yo, you'd better watch what you say about our mama. 634 00:28:41,556 --> 00:28:43,266 Take a seat, Judy Gemstone. 635 00:28:43,349 --> 00:28:45,267 The menfolk are talking, and those kind of chime-ins 636 00:28:45,309 --> 00:28:46,561 are not appropriate. 637 00:28:46,644 --> 00:28:48,688 Judy, keep your earrings on, girl. 638 00:28:48,730 --> 00:28:50,440 Why is she taking them earrings off? 639 00:28:50,523 --> 00:28:51,899 'Cause we finna fight, boy. 640 00:28:51,983 --> 00:28:53,609 Please, Judy, no, don't fight. 641 00:28:53,693 --> 00:28:55,403 No, there ain't gonna be no fight. 642 00:28:55,445 --> 00:28:57,280 There's just gonna be a 187. 643 00:28:57,363 --> 00:29:00,533 I'll cut you from fucking stem to sternum, you bitch. 644 00:29:00,575 --> 00:29:01,826 - Oh. - Come on, I'll kill you. 645 00:29:01,909 --> 00:29:03,786 - Stick him, Jesse. - I got a knife too. 646 00:29:03,870 --> 00:29:06,372 - Oh, my Lord. - Y'all play too much now. 647 00:29:08,166 --> 00:29:10,084 Jesse Gemstone, you put that knife away. 648 00:29:10,168 --> 00:29:12,044 I'll put my knife away when he puts his knife away. 649 00:29:12,086 --> 00:29:13,421 Well, I ain't putting my knife away 650 00:29:13,463 --> 00:29:14,714 unless he puts his knife away. 651 00:29:14,756 --> 00:29:15,715 Well, then I guess we're keeping 652 00:29:15,757 --> 00:29:18,718 the fucking knives out! 653 00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:20,011 You just gonna circle each other, 654 00:29:20,053 --> 00:29:21,596 or someone's gonna do a stabbing? 655 00:29:21,679 --> 00:29:22,930 Get your... bitch. 656 00:29:22,972 --> 00:29:24,182 You big bitch. 657 00:29:24,265 --> 00:29:27,185 - Oh, my God. - Guys, he's choking. 658 00:29:27,226 --> 00:29:28,603 No, not him. Him! 659 00:29:30,563 --> 00:29:31,939 - Karl? - Oh. 660 00:29:32,023 --> 00:29:33,775 - Karl? - Spit it out. 661 00:29:33,816 --> 00:29:35,443 Come on, Karl. Come on. 662 00:29:35,526 --> 00:29:36,652 Spit it out, Karl! 663 00:29:36,736 --> 00:29:37,779 - Spit it out! - Hit him! 664 00:29:37,820 --> 00:29:38,821 Hit him harder! 665 00:29:38,905 --> 00:29:40,323 Karl, come on, Karl! 666 00:29:40,406 --> 00:29:42,784 - Heimlich his ass! - Lick his what? 667 00:29:42,825 --> 00:29:44,452 Hurry up! He can't breathe! 668 00:29:44,494 --> 00:29:46,079 - Guys, he don't look so good. - Oh, my God. 669 00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:47,413 I can't get my arms around him. 670 00:29:47,455 --> 00:29:48,289 He's too big. 671 00:29:48,331 --> 00:29:49,749 Jesse, bend him over the table! 672 00:29:49,791 --> 00:29:51,334 Oh! 673 00:29:51,417 --> 00:29:53,878 - Karl, don't die! - Get him! Ram him! 674 00:29:53,961 --> 00:29:56,255 - Ah! - Yes! 675 00:29:56,297 --> 00:29:58,549 Come on, he's gonna die! 676 00:29:58,633 --> 00:29:59,967 He can't breathe! 677 00:30:00,009 --> 00:30:01,218 We got to do it at the same time! 678 00:30:01,260 --> 00:30:02,762 - Okay! - On... on... on three! 679 00:30:02,804 --> 00:30:05,306 Three, two, one! 680 00:30:08,351 --> 00:30:09,477 - Karl? - BJ. 681 00:30:09,519 --> 00:30:11,604 Karl? 682 00:30:11,646 --> 00:30:13,856 Oh! 683 00:30:13,940 --> 00:30:16,859 - Are you okay? - Uh... 684 00:30:16,943 --> 00:30:18,903 Chuck, I was so scared. 685 00:30:18,986 --> 00:30:20,571 I couldn't breathe. 686 00:30:20,613 --> 00:30:22,240 That's why we're always saying, 687 00:30:22,281 --> 00:30:23,449 "Chew your food." 688 00:30:23,491 --> 00:30:25,576 - I'm sorry, Chucky. - It's okay, buddy. 689 00:30:25,618 --> 00:30:27,328 - I'm sorry. - I won't do it again. 690 00:30:27,370 --> 00:30:28,663 You're okay now. 691 00:30:48,182 --> 00:30:49,016 Hey! 692 00:30:49,058 --> 00:30:51,519 - Cousins. - Hey. 693 00:30:51,602 --> 00:30:53,104 Hey. 694 00:30:53,187 --> 00:30:56,274 It was nice hanging out with y'all tonight, cousins. 695 00:30:56,357 --> 00:30:59,402 And... and no one thinks less of you because you choked, 696 00:30:59,485 --> 00:31:00,695 Big Karl. 697 00:31:00,778 --> 00:31:02,196 - Thanks, guys. - Where y'all going? 698 00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:03,781 Just walking back to our daddy's? 699 00:31:03,865 --> 00:31:05,867 We ain't got nowhere else to go. 700 00:31:05,908 --> 00:31:08,286 Well, let me give you a ride. 701 00:31:10,663 --> 00:31:12,373 Okay. 702 00:31:12,457 --> 00:31:14,459 Cool. 703 00:31:17,086 --> 00:31:20,256 I think it's a great idea even if nobody else does. 704 00:31:20,339 --> 00:31:24,093 Oh, I appreciate the support, baby. 705 00:31:24,177 --> 00:31:26,137 But they gon' buy "Bible Bonkers" now. 706 00:31:26,220 --> 00:31:29,223 There will come a payday. 707 00:31:29,265 --> 00:31:31,893 Lionel's asleep in the back. 708 00:31:31,976 --> 00:31:34,395 You think maybe I can get some ass? 709 00:31:36,064 --> 00:31:38,232 There's a road right up here. 710 00:31:38,274 --> 00:31:41,319 Can we get some waffles after we get some ass? 711 00:31:41,402 --> 00:31:43,488 You bet we can. 712 00:31:46,741 --> 00:31:49,160 I smelled the meat that came out of your cousin. 713 00:31:49,243 --> 00:31:51,037 It wasn't the sausage dip that choked him. 714 00:31:51,079 --> 00:31:53,498 It... it was poultry. 715 00:31:53,581 --> 00:31:55,124 Gross, Keefe. 716 00:31:55,208 --> 00:31:58,961 And no, I didn't think it was your sausage dip. 717 00:31:59,045 --> 00:32:02,048 That stuff's too good. 718 00:32:02,090 --> 00:32:05,259 And your fire dance was lit. 719 00:32:05,301 --> 00:32:07,678 Easily the best part of 'tis eve. 720 00:32:10,098 --> 00:32:12,600 You never disappoint. 721 00:32:12,642 --> 00:32:14,268 Good eye tonight, Beej. 722 00:32:14,352 --> 00:32:17,688 Helped save cousin Karl's life, you dang hero. 723 00:32:17,772 --> 00:32:19,107 I'm not a hero. 724 00:32:19,148 --> 00:32:20,775 I'm an optometrist. 725 00:32:20,817 --> 00:32:22,360 We see everything. 726 00:32:22,443 --> 00:32:24,862 Okay. 727 00:32:24,946 --> 00:32:26,948 - Come here. - Oh. 728 00:32:35,665 --> 00:32:38,251 Oh, this feels so good. 729 00:32:58,062 --> 00:32:59,397 Yeah, get that spot over there. 730 00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:01,107 Yes, ma'am 731 00:33:01,157 --> 00:33:05,707 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0